Some more cool Aussie phrases, from snippets of Aussie conversation

What have you done so far today?
I've had a dingo's breakfast.*


Would you like some watermelon?
Yeah, that would go down a treat.


So, you left the States and you're an Aussie now? Drinkin' beer, watchin' the footy**...
I don't drink beer, and I've never been to a footy match.
What??!! We're deportin' you!


* a piss and a look around
** rugby